The peasants are revolting
Thousands of minimum wage earners around the UK are due to take to the streets in protest tomorrow, disgusted at the plight of their fellow low paid - and the derisory pay rises offered to them.
Celebrated curtain opener and tummy upset, IBS, expressed thanks to the yokels for supporting his and fellow Tory MPs' desperate need for a 32% pay rise.
'We're all in this together,' he said, wiping a tear away from his eye.
'Well it's cruel,' said one ingrate pleb, who didn't want to be named lest his wife kicked him out of the house for being a bell end. 'Rancid, you might say. You can't be expecting the people in der big 'ouse to manage on £65,738 plus expenses!
'Here's me in my two up two down WITH an inside toilet living the life of Riley on £6.19 an hour. Me and the lads are having a whip round for 'em.'
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