Holiday season
This is true.
The amount of time you can get people to admire your holiday snaps is inversely proportional to that spent burrowing round in beachbag for camera, removing sunglasses so you can see what you're looking for, wiping suntan lotion off the lens, picking off bits of hanky, sand and crisp mixture, trying in vain to make sense of the little symbols from the instruction book you never quite got round to reading, deleting the ensuing result and repeating the entire procedure.
So I'm having to find other ways of subtly steering conversation round to my glamorous safari holiday. Are frequent lapses into Swahili and the prodding dog poo spores in the manner of a Masai Mara tracker going too far? Naa. Jambo!
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