Plastic Fantastic

By Emma Pinch on Apr 25, 08 05:22 PM

We love watching celebs transform themselves into their parallel universe version of pretty...
Jodie Marsh - whatever she might not possess, did at least have perfectly acceptable pair of boobs until recently - then bish bash bosh down the plastic surgeon's, and she's a Lolo Ferrari fright bag.

Jordan may have had £43,000 of "work" done in LA, but watching Katie & Peter the other night the most noticable difference seems to be how strangely old she now looks, with a David Dickinson tan and the fakiest gnashers I've ever seen. A naturally gorgeous girl with too much money and time to spend on herself.
With examples like this of what a free rein at the plastic surgery clinic can do, I should count myself lucky my cash barely stretches past a pot of Waitrose baby bottom cream.