Some things just aren't funny
TEXT from a friend: What are you going as on Saturday?
Going as? I've only just emerged from one fancy dress experience unscathed - this can't be happening again, not so soon!
Even worse, Saturday's party is being held by a girl who once watched us each slick a third of a tub of gel on our hair as part of an alien costume, before announcing: "I think I'll just go as I am".
The theme, my friend tells me, is "S for Stephanie". Typical, we'll turn up as Sylvester Stalone and Stonehenge and the birthday girl will go as herself.
I dissolve into panic until she takes pity on me and confesses it was just a joke. Clearly I should work on going as a Sense of humour.
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