Jen's New Heartache
POOR Jennifer Aniston. I'll eat my computer monitor if every one of the sleb mags don't feature unlucky in love Jen Jennifer's heartache, Jen's new love split agony all across the tops.
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Then brace yourself for the successive stories that must be already put on the pages up at Glossy Inc. Publishing towers.
Jen's heartache at Brangelina twins, Jen's plans to adopt, Has Jen finally found love?, Jen desperate for baby with new man, Time's running out for Jen... Jen begs for a commitment ... until the sorry cycle repeats itself again.
Imagine going on your second date and seeing yourself on the cover of a gossip mag under any of those titles attached to the words desperate and commitment and babies. Any man would run for the hills. Envy her money, figure, hair, money, but not the world's obsession with her relationship status
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