Wanting Madonna's face and hating yellow nail varnish

ALL things Olympian. You are not going to be able to avoid the Games so you may as well enjoy them.

BRIDESHEAD REVISITED. The show that made stars of Anthony Andrews and Jeremy Irons is back, this time as a feature length film. Waistcoats at the ready chaps.

MADONNA'S face. She may not have been looking her best lately but she's been hailed as the ultimate in modern beauty.

Not

YELLOW nail varnish. We have said this before but they keep on flogging the stuff.

BACK to school adverts. Most of them are off for at least another three weeks so give us a break.

THE work-to-flirt dress. Apparently takes you from office to date in an instant, only problem is it's horrid.

GOOD spelling. A top university lecturer suggests we should accept commonly misspelt words as "variant spellings".