Ladies it is time to say our prayers
When things are bad ladies sometimes a prayer is needed, and we don't think they come any better than this one (with apologies to him upstairs).
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
Please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
As for my belly, take it away.
Please keep me healthy, keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all you've done.
Amen


